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Sunday, July 06, 2008

Be Careful What You Wish For

I got a fax the other day from a colleague who’s a Yankee fan. It was early in the week, when the Sox were playing down in Tampa, and he wrote across the top of the page, “Go Tampa Bay.” I called him up and warned him to be careful what he wished for. Over the past ten games, the Sox have gone 4-6 on the road, and the Yankees have the exact same record. Meanwhile, the Rays have won nine of ten, meaning that in less than two weeks, they gained five games on both teams. Right now with the best record in baseball, and that great pitching staff, they look hard to catch. It may be that the Sox and Yankees are playing for the wild card, against Minnesota and maybe Detroit, if they ever get hot.

The dinner at Keen’s will seem anticlimactic, if neither team makes the playoffs. On the other hand, as Manny says, it won’t be the end of the world either. If we can manage to get everyone together in New York, after the first round, and way before the after dinner flight, really, who will care that much? Speaking of which, I’m still waiting for a posting about the recent visit to Keen’s. I’m planning on introducing legislation making it a misdemeanor for any reader to visit that shrine, without posting or commenting. There is a visit scheduled within the next week, so all you readers can look forward to news on that front.

Meanwhile, yesterday saw seven hit batters, and not a single punch thrown. Can you believe it? Maybe everyone knew they were playing on the undercard, with Tampa Bay pounding Kansas City. Remember the good old days? With Varitek and A-Rod tangling? Or Pedro beating up on Don Zimmer? Justin Masterson was all over the place, but in the end, pitched pretty well for a young guy starting his first game in the Stadium. It wasn’t quite up to the level of Lester’s shutout, but this kid shows promise. I’d like to think that the Sox can keep him, and Lester, and Buckholz all under contract in the coming years.

I think the solution for 2008 is for Theo to engineer a trade which will put the Sox in the NL West. Right now, the best record in that Division is under .500. The Diamondbacks were the hottest team in baseball during April, but have really turned things around, unfortunately, in the wrong direction. All the pundits are now picking the Dodgers, who have muddled along with a patchwork lineup. I’d like to see Torre take them to the post season, just to demonstrate to everyone how idiotic Hank Steinbrenner is. As if there’s anyone alive who doesn’t know that already. And what happened to the Rockies? That late run in 2007 was supposed to be a harbinger of things to come, with a roster full of youngsters, but right now they’re tied with Cleveland at a blistering .420 pace. It doesn’t look like a return to the fall classic for Colorado.

June ended with the Sox 15 games above .500, still on pace, despite three five-game losing streaks. I know our defense has been great of late, with Manny at the DH spot, but we really need Papi in the lineup, yesterday being a perfect example. Let’s hope everyone stays healthy for the rest of 2008.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Berg,
As another Yankee fan I was pulling for the redsox to beat TB. I focus on the L's and TB needs more L's. My friend in Boston (also David) is pulling for the Yankees the next 2 days. The Yankees are now 5-5 in the last 10 and the redsox are 3-7 but there is no solace in those sorry numbers.

As discussed earlier on this blog it will come down to pitching and healthy players. Let's put aside TB for now. The Yankees have a better bullpen and the redsox definitely have a better starting rotation. Both have injuries and inconsistent lineups. Even though it is frustrating to see the Yankees struggle with such a large payroll the redsox seem to be in a very similar place. Now we can (at least for now) agree to root against TB as we watch who is securing at least the wild card.

I have no prediction on the final outcome of the season but we can look forward to Keen's no matter the result.

Who went to Keen's without a posting? That person needs to make amends. We will not miss an opportunity to post after a visit.

GO YANKEES,
G-man

11:49 AM  
Blogger pops said...

I don't want to give up one of my offspring, so the offender will, at least for now, go unnamed. He and his buddy both claimed that they tried to post via Blackberry, while sitting at the bar, but somehow the connection didn't work. In any event, we'll demand a fuller explanation for this oversight when we all gather in the fall.

2:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Berg,
Well the Yankees took care of business and plowed the field while the redsox won at home.

Okay here is the skinny for the 2nd half of the season.
Games left: NY=67, TB=68, B=65
Games Against Each Other:
NY:B=3(H)/6(A); TB=3(H)/3(A)
B:NY=6(H)/3(A); TB=3(H)/3(A)
This means the Yankees and redsox each have 15 games against almost a 1/4 of the remaining games. TB has 12 games which is 18% of the remaining games.

Will the redsox come to play next time against TB and help make it interesting at the end of September (and dinner @Keens in October) or will the Yankees need to continue to do the heavy lifting with 60% of the starting rotation on the DL. They also have Damon and Matsui on the DL who are tops in Avg.,OBP and SLG for the team and AL.

We feel pretty good about ourselves after the last 4 games with our annual and new rivals but there is a lot of baseball to play. The Yankees go on the road for 4 and I would like to see at least 2-2 or better 3-1 going into the All-Star break.

Go Yankees.
G-man

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As I emailed you (Berg), my best attempt at crystallizing the Keen's trip is something along the lines of: given the trajectory of jet fuel (in dollars), The Rockefeller flight is, with each passing day, less whimsy and more a certainty.

Also, as we're the only folks capable of posting live from a whiskey establishment, wasn't the actual outcome the only acceptable one?

I leave you with the following words of wisdom that should be bittersweet for your unnamed progeny:

"you're all growns up" - just a lot of ramblings. parlato told me, "nostalgia is one emotion i can never get enough of" and it really is a fucking cool feeling. something between absolute pleasure and complete sadness, plus and awareness of something wonderful that's gone.

memory triggers ... a pair of shoes in your closet or an old poster. a face that reminds you of a fogotten friend. somehow ebay is becomming our collective memory where we bid
on something physical to reconnect us with our lost youths.

fuck germany!

-----

Or, as another once put it:

Matter versus spirit
A metal ladder
A wooden cross
A plastic bottle of water
A mandala encased in glass
A spirit encased in flesh
Sound from shaped hollows
The thickest of mucus released from heightened passion
A man that cries in his sleep
A truth that has gone out of fashion
A mode of expression
A paint splattered wall
A carton of cigarettes
A bouquet of corpses
A dying forest
A nurtured garden
A privatized prison
A candle with a broken wick
A puddle that reflects the sun
A piece of paper with my name on it
I'm surrounded
I surrender

9:13 PM  

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