A-Fraud

A great man once said, “You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows, and you don’t need a rectal thermometer to know who’s an asshole.” And in this particular case, you don’t need to be a hater, to know that A-Rod is a fraud. A fake. A charlatan. Most valuable poser. His seemingly impressive statistics are just the same- he has consistently underperformed when the game is on the line. When did he ever leave his stamp on the post-season? His defining moment was in Game Six of the ALCS, snuffing out the Yankee rally by swatting the ball from Arroyo’s glove. Most overpaid player. This year he reprised that performance by hitting into a double play in the ninth inning of the final game of the ALDS. And which of his teams has ever won a championship? Most venerable pussy. What were they thinking?