Regular readers of the blog, all five or six of them, know that I have not been posting of late. What with Phyllis passing away and me being busy busy busy at work, I have not kept up with
MannyMontaigne. As a result, there is a huge backlog of topics about which I need to post.
These include, in no particular order, my take on the world wide single malt price rise, a phenomenon that I had hoped might disappear with the current recession. No such luck. Or how about the Sox torrid pace in June, featuring a return to form by Josh Beckett and Big Papi? Danny wants the blog to address Manny's suspension, and what it means for Boston's recent success, as well as Manny's legacy. Can he still be spoken of as the best right handed hitter of the modern era? Another big topic is NNT and the Black Swan, perhaps the smartest and most intriguing book I've read in years. I'm also backed up with some additional Genesis reading, most of it unremarkable, but Joel Rosenberg's book about allegory is well worth mention.
All of these topics will have to take a back seat for now, however, as we have the Weber bullet fired up today, and I need to begin bringing everyone up to date on the spectacular results we've had with the bullet on the first couple occasions of its use. For the uninitiated, the Bullet is marketed as the Weber Smokey Mountain cooker, but known everywhere as the bullet, owing to its appearance. It's a Weber grill, cut in half, with a two-foot long cylinder between the two hemispheres. Charcoal chamber in the bottom; big water pan covering the charcoal, absorbing and deflecting heat, and then two racks for food up above. The great virtue of the bullet is that you can start a charcoal fire that will burn for up to 18 hours, without the need for any additional fuel. Maybe occasionally adding some wood chips for smoke, but it's so efficient that it can cook for hours on end, with very little attention. All you need to do is monitor the air flow to maintain temperature.
First day out, we smoked ribs, chicken legs, and turkey sausage. I had given up cooking ribs in the old smoker, as it was too much work to manage the fire for 8-12 hours, adding charcoal, adding chips, keeping the temperature in the correct range. I found I had to sit in the barbeque pit pretty much the whole time, checking the smoker at least once every 15 minutes. This time, I loaded up the Weber, (using the Minion method, just in case anyone reading this has familiarity with the Bullet), and found that it cooked at a steady 235 without much worry. At one point, and I can't recall why, maybe I had opened the vents too much, my temp reached 275, without any adverse effect on the ribs. Anyway, after 5 1/2 hours, they were done; and they were great. The best I had ever cooked ribs, and the easiest time I ever had cooking ribs. Chicken legs were good, but I need to work on technique to keep them tender. Sausage was fabulous, had the flavor of a smoked sausage, but didn't dry out to the point of becoming salami.
Today we smoking fish. And the concern was that the Bullet is not intended to cook under 200, so would I be able to smoke fish, without cooking it? We don't have the answer yet, and I can't make any representations about taste, consistency, texture, etc. But I can report that we've managed to keep the bullet between 150 and 170 for the entire time. We looked at the product after about three hours, and everything looked great. That brown glaze that's characteristic of smoked seafood. And everything glistening from the glaze, the sweet marinade in which it soaked after 24 hours of brining.
This might be the most significant technological advance since, let's say, the discovery of distillation. Certainly, every household needs a Weber bullet. Think how much better life would be, if everyone had a smoker going, with some cold beer in the fridge, and some good whisky waiting in the cabinet. There's a thought that everyone, regardless of political persuasion, regardless of whom they love or hate in the AL East, ought to be able to agree on. Don't you think?